Investor for Cloning

To: Investor
From: Keller Securities, Inc.
Re: Investments

I don't think I need to remind you how important this decision is for the future of this company. Keller Securities has been a leader in cloning research since 1990 when we underwrote some of the initial research that led to the cloning of the sheep "Dolly" in the U.K. in 1996. Let's not forget that in 1997, The Lost World (sequel to the movie Jurassic Park) brought in a staggering $1 million per hour on opening week-end, and the T. rex dinosaur named "Sue" was auctioned for a record $8.4 million. I think it's clear that we cannot afford to miss this opportunity to create the ultimate theme park--the REAL Jurassic Park! Everyone loves dinosaurs so here's our chance to make a fortune. Does it matter if the dinosaurs are artificially reproduced from hybridization with birds? This will be the ultimate fantasy. Instead of trying to build a time machine for travel into the past, we can bring the past to the present. Unless you have any better ideas, I'm allocating r&d funds so that you can work on locating a game park for sale in a location appropriate for the dinosaurs. Do some research on what the initial investment might be to locate and refurbish such a park--presumably this will be incidental when compared to the millions of dollars it would take to locate, study, and prepare the necessary infrastructure at a new site. Also make sure you investigate how and in what specific ways the local economy might benefit from such a park. As for the dinosaurs and human safety, let's remind ourselves that humans are used to dealing with far more complex and dangerous life forms that evolved long after dinosaurs went extinct--have your team investigate strategies for keeping the dinosaurs in and humans out as well as any liability issues. I have compiled a short list of resources you might find useful. I don't care what you argue from an investment standpoint so long as you convince those judges that dinosaur cloning should take place because of the enormous economic benefits.

I'll be waiting for your report,

C.J. Keller, CEO Keller Securities


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